hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you traded sex for a burrito?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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