Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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