Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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