I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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