Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
So many bounce houses so little time
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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