Betty ford says i'm here all night
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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