u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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