Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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