There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Dear god my vagina.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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