I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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