somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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