Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
we're so committed to being not committed
Randomize
