I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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