Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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