the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I think my fart just growled at me.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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