bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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