there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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