Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He has the fingertips of a God
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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