i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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