I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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