redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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