I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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