So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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