More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
We smell like vodka and hangover
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