I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
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There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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