so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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