The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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