she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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