by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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