I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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