Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Someone shit on the floor
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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