i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I think your dad took our porno
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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