yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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