that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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