she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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