Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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