hell yes lets make some ravioli
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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