He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I love having hate sex.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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