By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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