The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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