billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize