I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I lost the right to judge tonight
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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