i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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