I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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