People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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