Do vagina's smell?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I enjoy the company of your penis
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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