come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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