I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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