he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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