I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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