so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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