It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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