So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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