sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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