And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.