Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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